i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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