i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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