Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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