It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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