Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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