there were more penises there than on chat roulette
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The adults are the big ones right?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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