Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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