That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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