so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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