4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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