He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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