You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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