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Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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