Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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