What a fucking waste of an outfit
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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