I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
last night I used snow as a chaser
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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