But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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