just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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