so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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