my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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