You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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