So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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