on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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