i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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