do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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