You just made me feel so damn special
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just found puke in my bra..
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
