White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I lost the right to judge tonight
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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