Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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