They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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