no. you can't hotbox the world.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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