I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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