ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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