I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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