I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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