Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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