And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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