STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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