We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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