I cockslap morals
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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