maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
try to milk me bitch
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