Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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