I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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