I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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