You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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