What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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