Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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