People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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