im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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