just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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