So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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