Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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