I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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