C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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