It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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