I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can i not drive my cunt home
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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