All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
