Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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