Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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